Checklist, please

My potential husband checklist for June 4th in the year of our Lord 2009.

- Flip flops are okay but SANDALS and CROCS are a big EW GROSS.

- Must wear a t-shirt under hoodies. People who dont wear t-shirts under hoodies send the message, "hey Im european and Im good in bed." Which translates into "I have many STDs".

- Must like to travel. Preferably with me. And not another girl ... like makeout buddies or "she's just a really hot friend, god you're so insecure!"

- Must sing better than me. (This shouldnt even be on here since everyone pretty much can sing better than I do).

- Must know more than me about cars. (Again, this is kind of redunkulous since I barely know what year my own car is & recently learned last year the difference b/n make and model).

- Must look slightly goofy while dancing at times. Guys too good at dancing are probably really good in bed and Im sure I'd disappoint so lets just stop this before it even happens.

- Athletic. Who is going to carry the kids when we go to the mall for our Saturday night dates? Those cretins are getting heavier these days!



Note: this list can change without a moment's notice including but not limited to the following: bad breath, clothing style, douchebaggery, political leanings, etc. I might like guys in Crocs tomorrow, who knows?! Life is like a barrel of fish! And that previous statement had nothing to do with the statement before it! But Im not budging on the height thing! No guy shorter than like 5'8" or something. Okayyyy, fine. 5'6" BUT IM NOT GOING ANY LOWER!

what i want

when thinking about the type of guy i want, i love making lists. little attributes that should up make up my perfect ideal. i know the guy will fall way too short in some respects but in others, he might excel my wildest visions.

so anyways. here goes another list.

- i want a guy with a job. a decent job.
- i want a funny guy or a guy that laughs at my jokes. both would be nice. but i would settle for either/or.
in addition, i would like the guy to have a real dry or cynical sense of humor. like smigel. but mixed in with a little bit of immaturity. like dane cook. yeah, i said dane cook.
- i want a guy that loves Jesus. but not because he's been told to love Jesus his whole life. but someone who loves Jesus because they have question, searched, and come up with their own conclusion about such things.
in addition, i would like a guy in touch with his spiritual side. i want him to know the difference between religion (sitting in the pews, trying to beat your last Tetris score) versus spirituality (caring about a tree for the mere fact that it exists)
- i want a guy that is independent. someone that can leave me alone when i get in my moods. and someone that has friends (preferably not hot, single women friends) who he can hang out with.
- i want a guy that likes to read. i want to read side by side with him in the bed and have our own separate bed lamps that we each turn off when we are finished. that's hot.
- i would like someone to travel with.
- i would like someone only slightly spontaneous. like maybe once or twice a year spontaneous.
- i want a guy that is loyal. long term loyal. someone with the m scott peck road less traveled type of love.
- i would like someone that knows what that previous statement means.


- i still like the tall, dark and handsome qualifier.

- i want a guy that is my friend.

merry christmas y'all