wow, so i can get the ow sunburn. i havent had one of those in awhile but it seems to progressively have gotten worse as i've been chillin and watching netflix movies.
okay so im going to masquerade tonight. in shorts. white shorts, white shirt. i feel like i'm going to a p-diddy party bc of the whiteness. anyways, im sure it will be disasterous bc im wearing pink underwear. and my shorts are pretty see through. but its dark in there.
oh yeah, and my clothes are still tight on me. so i hope i dont have a muffin top bc that would be nastay.
i asked ashley if she liked the guy that came from utah to see her ... and she says 'yeahhh.' he was right beside her so couldnt really go into more detail than that! he's balding like dustin so i had to make fun of ash about that. 2 in a row means something. she's weird. liking period piece movies and balding guys and all that.
okay and at the pool, I CAN DIVE I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY! I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT AND DAY! JUST SPREAD MY WINGS AND DIVE AWAY! I BELIEVE I CAN SOAR ALL THE WAY TO THE OCEEAAN FLLLOOOOOO-OOOR. I BELIEVE I CAN DIVE. I BELIEVEEEE. i believe i can dive. (sung to the tune of R. Kelly's I Believe I Can Fly).
Still dont know how to jump off the diving board without holding my nose.
Details @ 11.
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May 24, 2008
SummerTime ! # @ * !
Today I layed out by the pool for the first time of the summer season. Ash and I got sun another time but I dont think a pool was involved so that clearly doesnt count.
When we left, Ash had redness all on her shoulders. I think I got darker a little all over. But I dont think Im sunburnt or anything.
Then I went home and took Zoey for a walk. Well, Zoey walked. I rode my bike. That should tire her out. She was really bad about stopping all of a sudden and snapping her mouth at little things (think they are called bugs?). But I am a supremely awesome bundle of coordination so we were able to not die. For Zoey to be such a mid/large sized dog, she sure doesnt hustle and run. She kind of trots. I would think she really wouldnt like me walking her bc Im always yanking her leash. And we let her outside sometimes and she roams and does her own little thing. But everytime I grab the leash, she comes up to me and sits down immediately. Real happy like.
And I think I will look better than average in a bathing suit once I lose 10 lbs. Well, I look better than average already seeing how the average american woman is like 5'4" and like 170 lbs or something.
SO EXCITED FOR SUMMER! YAY. I am such a loser but I think I will get a SP to White Water. On weekends I can walk across the street and go get a tan. Cool off in the water just to get hot again when I walk back to the house.
Also watched a horrible Netflix movie last night. Hard Candy? It had that annoying girl from Juno in it (pregnant girl with the annoying voice). And she was 14 and had captured this guy she met online and tied him up and kept being really, for lack of better terms, ANNOYING. I wanted him to get free and punch her in the face.
Okay rambling! Yay!
When we left, Ash had redness all on her shoulders. I think I got darker a little all over. But I dont think Im sunburnt or anything.
Then I went home and took Zoey for a walk. Well, Zoey walked. I rode my bike. That should tire her out. She was really bad about stopping all of a sudden and snapping her mouth at little things (think they are called bugs?). But I am a supremely awesome bundle of coordination so we were able to not die. For Zoey to be such a mid/large sized dog, she sure doesnt hustle and run. She kind of trots. I would think she really wouldnt like me walking her bc Im always yanking her leash. And we let her outside sometimes and she roams and does her own little thing. But everytime I grab the leash, she comes up to me and sits down immediately. Real happy like.
And I think I will look better than average in a bathing suit once I lose 10 lbs. Well, I look better than average already seeing how the average american woman is like 5'4" and like 170 lbs or something.
SO EXCITED FOR SUMMER! YAY. I am such a loser but I think I will get a SP to White Water. On weekends I can walk across the street and go get a tan. Cool off in the water just to get hot again when I walk back to the house.
Also watched a horrible Netflix movie last night. Hard Candy? It had that annoying girl from Juno in it (pregnant girl with the annoying voice). And she was 14 and had captured this guy she met online and tied him up and kept being really, for lack of better terms, ANNOYING. I wanted him to get free and punch her in the face.
Okay rambling! Yay!
May 21, 2008
broke
how awesome is life?
I have $2.01 in my checking account. Until Friday.
Suck.
I havent been this poor in over a year.
I had to pay out like $1000 for my insurance and then I bought my bike for another $500, all in the same month.
The insurance I HAD to pay. And the bike was a last minute, ill thought out purchase. But I didnt want to wait until like June to buy my bike. Then I would have had to learn all my commuting things during July. The hottest month ever. I'm okay with being broke for 3 days. I can deal.
Even though Im broke:
tonight - going to SBZ's house and watching a movie/eating asparagus.
thursday - going to a braves game with my parents and assley.
and i need money this week why?
friday i'll probably watch a netflix with ashley ... so its not like i'll need money that day either.
oh and on saturday assley and i are going to the pool to get some super sun.
i think that i'm going to get really bad farmer tan from commuting though. on the weather channel, they said that today we'd have a high UV index. like there's too much awesomeness of sun. i believe that lack of sun contributes to depression. so the sun makes me happy until i get cancer.
okay and the sun and cancer just got me thinking about sunblock, which leads me to insect repellant. Over at the terry's house, they had the awesomest insect repellant ever! It seriously smelled like lotion I would buy from bath and body works.
this is all.
I have $2.01 in my checking account. Until Friday.
Suck.
I havent been this poor in over a year.
I had to pay out like $1000 for my insurance and then I bought my bike for another $500, all in the same month.
The insurance I HAD to pay. And the bike was a last minute, ill thought out purchase. But I didnt want to wait until like June to buy my bike. Then I would have had to learn all my commuting things during July. The hottest month ever. I'm okay with being broke for 3 days. I can deal.
Even though Im broke:
tonight - going to SBZ's house and watching a movie/eating asparagus.
thursday - going to a braves game with my parents and assley.
and i need money this week why?
friday i'll probably watch a netflix with ashley ... so its not like i'll need money that day either.
oh and on saturday assley and i are going to the pool to get some super sun.
i think that i'm going to get really bad farmer tan from commuting though. on the weather channel, they said that today we'd have a high UV index. like there's too much awesomeness of sun. i believe that lack of sun contributes to depression. so the sun makes me happy until i get cancer.
okay and the sun and cancer just got me thinking about sunblock, which leads me to insect repellant. Over at the terry's house, they had the awesomest insect repellant ever! It seriously smelled like lotion I would buy from bath and body works.
this is all.
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