Okay on Sunday, after yoga, I started getting dressed for church at the gym. And this sassy, black woman with a bunch of tattoos looked at me and said, "you look so fresh and pretty!" and that just put the hugest smile on my face! But I said, "I didnt look this way an hour ago!" and she laughed. Anyways, I have used far too many exclamation points as it is.

Must move on.

I got hit on by random strangers a few times this week. I dont understand what a guy thinks is going to happen if he drives past me and stops his car and says, "Girl, you are fine. Are you married?" Thats what happened today. I just say "No thanks." And he just drives off. But what if I meant, "No. Thanks!"? What then?

And then on Saturday, I got hit on (by strangers) a bit too. But I was out at yacht rock (@ the graveyard). As soon as I hung out with other people, I didnt get hit on. I hardly think its the three pounds I lost. Who can see that? But on saturday, I had some short shorts on. And then today, I was wearing yoga tight clothes. I see a common thread. Get it? "Thread"? Hyuck.

I could quite possibly be watching the worst movie ever. Think "A Child Called It" (by David Pelzer) but in movie form. Yet a bit different.

Okay, Im going to do a Yo Mamma joke. I suck at making these up. But I STILL PRESS FORWARD AND TRY!

Yo mamma so fat she watches the Home Shopping Network.

Y'herd?