SPOILER ALERT (if you have never seen a chick flick and dont know how they end, ie, if you're slow).
Made of Honor
Yes, the guy has this best friend who he has never looked at in that way.
Yes, the best friend gets engaged to someone else and the guy all of a sudden really really wants her. (Somehow he stops being a man-whore at will).
Yes, the guy plays basketball with his friends. I mean, "shoots some hoops".
Yes, the groom-to-be is way awesome and the guy only has his personality to sexually combat the groom.
Yes, the guy loses his confidence and decides last minute to not show up at the wedding.
Yes, the guy has a change of heart and has to race to the wedding to get there in time.
Yes, the guy crashes the wedding just in time.
Yes, the guy confesses his love in an awkward "all I have to give is myself" speech.
Yes, the girl runs into the guy's arms and kiss.
Yes, the guy gets punched by the groom.
Oh man, just once, I would LOVE for the guy to not get the girl and be depressed and drink beer and have lots of meaningless sex for the rest of his life. Sigh. But Jack Bauer will defeat the terrorist and the citizen helping him will die and all is right in the world.
Showing posts with label good idea. Show all posts
Showing posts with label good idea. Show all posts
October 9, 2008
May 20, 2008
new date ideas that i should try out some time
1. Watch movies. But ones I like.
America's Funniest Home Videos, MST3K
Videos like that.
2. Talk about religion and politics.
Get an unbiased third party to moderate.
3. This one might be fun and involves a bed and pajamas!
Each of you get a book that you want to read. If you wear contacts, take them out and put on glasses. Also, brush your teeth and take off any and all make-up (applies to the fellow too). Then sit under the covers side-by-side but not touching. Then read your book silently without talking to the other person. This type of date is more for people who think they can take it to the next level.
4. Journal switch.
Get a spiral notebook. Person A writes a themed story. The next time Person A meets their date, Person B, they give the notebook to Person B. Person B writes a themed story related to Person A's story. THEN THIS IS WHERE IT GETS CRAZY. Person B writes a new themed story. And then they give the notebook back to Person A. And the cycle repeats.
Best Case Scenario: Words are said when you switch the journal, like "Here, now your turn." Also, the journal cover is decorated with Sharpie and sequins and/or glitter.
The stories can range from stories like "What I Did Over The Summer" or "Top 10 Reasons Angelina Aint Got Nuthin' On Me" or "Chick Flicks Make Me Feel Good Inside Because ... "
Dating like this is optimal for people who stutter and their heart races when in the presence of the opposite sex. Also good for gossipy teens.
5. Snobbalicious.
This date specifically should be held at The MoMA (If you dont know what that is, I scoff). However, if that cannot be arranged, then The High or your local attempt at an art museum might suffice.
What you do: Go to the museum with your date. See paint splatter and scoff. Find out it is a Jackson Pollock and say, "Oh, dahling this must have been his earlier works." Then your eye should catch some purple piece of deliciously molded clay and you and your date exclaim "GENIUS!" After finding out it is a piece of gum you face each other and do a pursed lip laugh and pretend you were being completely sarcastic. Or you find the child that left that there and offer him $10k for his work of art if he'll only sign the bottom right hand corner of it. For he will surely be famous in a few years.
Then Tango dance in the parking deck.
Good idea, no?
6. Mariah Carey night.
I supply the iPod. You make sure my hair continuously blows as I head roll, hand wave, and lip sync her sweet sweet tunes.
7. Instead of Dinner and a movie try ...
Movie and a dinner.
Or Netflix movie night on Ashley's mattress.
8. Flying object concoction from my trunk.
I have 3 tennis raquets that were strung over 3 years ago. A Frisbee. And thats it. Surely there's a new game in there somewhere.
9. The Silent Date
[you cant hear me talking about this date because it's a silent date. Oh, and also because I'm not talking but typing].
There's nothing like a list that ends at 9.
America's Funniest Home Videos, MST3K
Videos like that.
2. Talk about religion and politics.
Get an unbiased third party to moderate.
3. This one might be fun and involves a bed and pajamas!
Each of you get a book that you want to read. If you wear contacts, take them out and put on glasses. Also, brush your teeth and take off any and all make-up (applies to the fellow too). Then sit under the covers side-by-side but not touching. Then read your book silently without talking to the other person. This type of date is more for people who think they can take it to the next level.
4. Journal switch.
Get a spiral notebook. Person A writes a themed story. The next time Person A meets their date, Person B, they give the notebook to Person B. Person B writes a themed story related to Person A's story. THEN THIS IS WHERE IT GETS CRAZY. Person B writes a new themed story. And then they give the notebook back to Person A. And the cycle repeats.
Best Case Scenario: Words are said when you switch the journal, like "Here, now your turn." Also, the journal cover is decorated with Sharpie and sequins and/or glitter.
The stories can range from stories like "What I Did Over The Summer" or "Top 10 Reasons Angelina Aint Got Nuthin' On Me" or "Chick Flicks Make Me Feel Good Inside Because ... "
Dating like this is optimal for people who stutter and their heart races when in the presence of the opposite sex. Also good for gossipy teens.
5. Snobbalicious.
This date specifically should be held at The MoMA (If you dont know what that is, I scoff). However, if that cannot be arranged, then The High or your local attempt at an art museum might suffice.
What you do: Go to the museum with your date. See paint splatter and scoff. Find out it is a Jackson Pollock and say, "Oh, dahling this must have been his earlier works." Then your eye should catch some purple piece of deliciously molded clay and you and your date exclaim "GENIUS!" After finding out it is a piece of gum you face each other and do a pursed lip laugh and pretend you were being completely sarcastic. Or you find the child that left that there and offer him $10k for his work of art if he'll only sign the bottom right hand corner of it. For he will surely be famous in a few years.
Then Tango dance in the parking deck.
Good idea, no?
6. Mariah Carey night.
I supply the iPod. You make sure my hair continuously blows as I head roll, hand wave, and lip sync her sweet sweet tunes.
7. Instead of Dinner and a movie try ...
Movie and a dinner.
Or Netflix movie night on Ashley's mattress.
8. Flying object concoction from my trunk.
I have 3 tennis raquets that were strung over 3 years ago. A Frisbee. And thats it. Surely there's a new game in there somewhere.
9. The Silent Date
[you cant hear me talking about this date because it's a silent date. Oh, and also because I'm not talking but typing].
There's nothing like a list that ends at 9.
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