Names

I saw this girl on television.
And her name was Tovah. That is so cute. A little too ethnic for me, but if I banged a black dude, then I could pull it off.

Oh, and from Teen Witch - Kiki. That is so cute! Who is named Kiki anymore?
Which brings me to Sweet Valley High. They had a Lila and an Enid. Good ones good ones.
More cute 4 letter/2 syllable names. So simple (4 letters) yet diverse (2 syllables).

Okay names I simply cannot stand. Names that end in -ee.
UGH seriously? Are you kidding me? Just stick an i at the end and voila! you're done. Whats with the two Es?? Or even a freakin *shudders* y. But not TWO E'S.

Bailee. Courtnee. Stupiditee. UGH.
Its like the mom was saying the name right when she went over the first drop on the Cyclone or Goliath.

Stuff to buy

So I bought Teen Witch this weekend. I only have 30 bucks left in my checking account but I think it was a well thought out purchase. How much longer could I have lived a happy, healthy life without buying this gem of an 80s chick flick? HOW LONG I ASK?

BUT, I still need to buy Apples 2 Apples. And the expansion pack. So thats going to be like 45 bucks.
But I MUST HAVE IT.

(Just like I bought that nice Scrabble swivel board thats still sitting in my trunk. Unopened.)

So, back to Teen Witch.
I watched it with SBZ and Im sure she just absolutely adored it.
Brad is pretty dreamy.
And I cant believe Louise Miller's teacher pulled out her birth control from her purse. He totally deserved that voodoo doll thing.
And during the Top That scene, the guy that Polly likes ... HAHA His shirt is so short you see his stomach while he's dancing! I cried. OMG It was that funny.
Break a leg, Kiki!

movies

I wrote this in the LDS group so if you read my post in that one thread about movies, then you've already read this and you can just stop right now. But sometimes I write gloriousness in the Mormon group and it just needs to be documented in my blog.

Here are the movies I want to see coming out.

JUNE
Kung Fu Panda
Get Smart

Do not want: M Night Shamalyans The Happening


JULY
The Dark Knight
Hancock
Hellboy II (I KNOW IM LAME STFU)
Step Brothers

Do not want: Meet Dave (Eddie Murphy, nuff said), Mamma Mia, The X Files: I Want to Believe

Forgiveness!

Okay wow.
It seems like some of the more grand decisions about going to church that I've made have been 'verified' by something that happened after I made the decision.
I know that HF wants me to be in church at this time. Or perhaps He knew I was ready to come back at this time. (Who's to say that I'm supposed to be in the NP ward at THIS time ... I might not have been ready to come back during previous times so this time automatically becomes the time I was supposed to come back ... and perhaps there isnt any specific reason ... just the reason that I should be in Church.) Well anyways.

**I just reread this part & it kinda reads like the Princess Bride: Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Im just a lot less clever. Carry on.**

A few weeks ago, I really didnt want to go to church. Then I just went. And a hot guy sat near me. TOTALLY worth it.

Okay and then I went to Church this past Sunday and I wasnt plan on going because I was sick, I looked bad, I need to lose 10 lbs, etc. But I went. And then I just had this random thought that I needed to follow up with the Bishop about where I was in terms of the sacrament. And then I just ran into the guy that schedules interviews with the Bishop and he said there was an open slot right after Church (bc we all know I probably wouldnt have made it if I had to do it a Tuesday night or something).

So I went to Sunday School AND THE LESSON WAS ON CONFESSING AND FORGIVENESS! Now, I know if I had prepared and read the lesson I would have maybe automatically known that. But I didnt.

And with some of the stuff in the past that has happened to me, I know that I am supposed to be a member of this Church. Uhh, and not just that the Church is true, but that I should learn about repentance and justice versus mercy. Like I've gone deeper than the whole "Is the Church true?" question ... but onto specific dogma that I am not really seeking out to find out the truthfulness of ... but that through diligence and random following through of ideas in my head ... that I've grown to receive a strong testimony about.

The evidence is just too overwhelming. And I know I'm rambling.

So I have the song "The Heart of the Matter" by Don Henley in my head. Because of the part thats like "Forgiveness!" over and over again. But I think the song is actually about lost/unrequited love. And how Don Henley forgives the person who doesnt love him anymore. Not exactly the type of forgiveness that I was talking about.

Can I just tell you what this jealous shortie said??!!

Okay so this short girl at church told me that the only way tall girls can get married is if they are model/waif thin! OMG! Who SAYS that?

So this Sunday I wore my wedges that definitely put me in the 6 foot range.
Being tall is awesome and she's just jealous that miniskirts hit her at the knee.



NOTES TO SELF:
Clean up floor before you start walking in bedroom in wedges. I seriously almost broke an ankle when I stepped on a shirt. I guess its a high center of gravity thing ... I dont know really what happened. At first I was like ... OH NOES I just stepped on my white shirt! And then I was like ... OH NOES the floor is heading towards my face at an incredibly fast pace.

Walking in heels definitely works out something in the legs. Not muscles. But certainly something ....

is she ever not funny?

Chelsea Handler says that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were Les Be Friends.

HAHA HOW WITTY CHELSEA I HEART YOU.

sickly.

I dont know whats wrong with me but I havent been sick like this in years.
I am not THAT sick right now. Just saying that I was also sick last November. And I usually NEVER get sick two times within a year. This is madness.

Ryan [indirectly] said its because I'm getting older. He didnt say that was the reason, but when I told him that I usually dont get sick, he said "yeah me neither but now that Im older . . . " and then he gives me a look like we're in some old farts club or something.
Pshhhht. Whatever Ryan. Down with you and your oldness! I'll have none of it! I'm just sick because I have so many hot people sicknesses (ie, herpes and the hiking commercial sicknesses).

Devery says I have a Howard Cosell voice. Whoever that is.
I'll just assume Howard Cosell is a seductive woman who has pre Selma and Thelma cigarette voice.

I think I'm a little loopy and delusional from this sickness. I was seriously just singing "Unchained Melody" out loud at work (the LeAnn Rimes version).

NOTE: I was jking about the herpes. I have never even had a broken bone.
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