Yes I really did send this to Oprah.com. I dare you to say something.

Dear Oprah, 


We were playing Cranium and I picked Oprah Winfrey. The other team put "Humdinger" as the most points. So I chose to hum over acting or drawing, whatnot and my team had to guess Oprah Winfrey through my humming. I started to hum the old Oprah Winfrey theme show music. And no one knew what I was humming! Basically, do you guys have an mp3 or youtube of the old Oprah Winfrey show theme song? I cant find one anywhere and I'm frankly disappointed in the Internet and its lack of all things pop culture (the Oprah theme song music should be in the Smithsonian for Pete's sake). My friends still dont know what I was humming. But they DID guess Oprah. Someone guessed "Scientology" and I did a *kinda* hand motion. Then someone else said "Tom Cruise!" and I got more animated (bc of the couch jumping thing). And then RIGHT when the buzzer went off, Kynslie said "OPRAH WINFREY!" and we got the points which eventually led us to defeat the other team in Cranium. Anyways, mp3 please! Everyone thinks I'm crazy! (It goes like this: Duh duh DUH duh, duh dum. Duh duh DUH duh, duh dum. Repeat, ad infinitum.)

Sometimes you have to meet the psycho halfway

I got in an argument with a real person but they didnt know I was mad at them; it was all in my head. So its not like I'm talking to myself but, on the other hand, the other person wasnt aware of this situation so maybe I was talking to myself?

Either way, I've declared they have a small penis so I win.