Animal Post.

GRRRR YOU SCARED.

Because there are two of them.

I just want the windows and the dog.

Annnnnnd maybe the rug/couches.

This would not go in my house since I hate birds irl and that would make me be living a lie.

I dont want to live a lie. 

The Not Animal Post for today.

I'm going to really invigorate my blog and, you know, post and stuff.

Here are thoughts from my tumblr.
So these arent new thoughts.  They're old thoughts I've copied and pasted.  We do this all the time in conversation; I'm doing it online.
Also, I highly suggest tumblr.  Its the laziest form of blogging after twitter.

This is water.  Its pretty.  See?

These are cute chocolate candy bars you can use for wedding favors.  I just would hope they use good chocolate on the inside and not shitty chocolate.  What does the outside matter if the inside is cheap?

IKNOWRYTE?

I made up a word from looking at this picture.
GUITARM.
You like?

I dont know if I could sit in the thing on the right.  It looks like it would go all beetlejuice on me and trap me.  

What I’m saying is, I can see some pent up karmic angry energy in that chair from its former animal.  Who wants to sit in a corner for the rest of their life?  I’d rather be 6 feet under or in someone else’s stomach … where a dead thing should be.  Not in some rich asshole or trendy hipster’s house.

The latter in this case.

Dont get in the back of that thing, little girl.
No candy is worth your virtue.

Alternate caption: BEWARE PEDO WAGON
Modern day version: white van, no windows

I need this when I teach yoga.  But I need my right arm to actually say “left arm” because when I lift my right arm, its actually everyone else’s left if I’m facing them.

ZzzzzZZZzzzzzzzz
Thanks for sharing, Niki.