totally NOT THEMED lingerie party

I'm going to a lingerie party this weekend. One of my friends is throwing it for her sister. She sent me an online receipt of the party favors.

Rainbow Penis Party BP23337 2 4.49
Straws
X-Rated Bachelorette BP8484 2 1.99
Party Toothpicks
Pecker Pencil Erasers - BP57709 1 3.99
12
Your Presence is BP18976 2 3.99
Requested Invitations - 8

Bachelorette Party Penis BP12382 2 3.39
Plates
Amazing Latex Penis BP92143 1 3.99
Balloons
Pecker Whacker Balloons - BP00190 1 3.99
5
Outta Control Caution BP20775 1 2.49
Tape
Cake Toppers - Pecker BP16111 1 4.99
Shaped Numbers
3' Truly Tasteless BP15612 1 11.99
Inflatable Penis
Mini Pecker Party Trays - BP31827 1 5.79

You mean to say that I can drink out of a penis straw? Wow.
Pecker Whacker Balloons floating around my face? You dont say.
I get to eat chips and dip off a paper penis plate? Get out of here.

As the great George Bush says, "Let's" get this party started and "Roll."

PS. I am trying to include the black penis in this blog somewhere but its all going to come out quite racist. If you feel the need for a black penis joke, you just youtube Lisa Lampanelli and enjoy her black penis loving self.

PPS. Penis.