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so im getting a lot of compliments on my pants. little do people know that i have a hard time hiding my crack for all the world to see in these jeans. what women do for fashion ...

also, i think they should start a pool at work to see who will lose their keycard first. and everyone should throw in about 10 bucks. i, being the responsible one, should have the odds against me of losing mine. so i will tell another coworker to vote for me as the one who would lose their keycard first. then i will lose it, my coworker will win the pot, i will get $25 from my coworker for taking the fall, and they get to keep the rest of the money.

(would the story sound any different if i had already lost my keycard and the keycard costs $25 to replace?)