1. The company that always takes my parking spot at work! I will raygun your tires the next time I see you in our spots!!!
2. That mouse that I saw scurrying around in the kitchen. I've lived here for over a year and have NEVER seen anything bigger than a bug. And then you, YOU MR MOUSE, show up when my roommate is out of town and now every time I walk through the kitchen and a shadow hits something in a mousy way, I scream.
3. The guy at bootcamp who made us do 100 burpees. That was hard! You're on my enemies list until I see the results mister.
4. Julia. She picked my $60 sweater with her claws. I would have totally raygunned her face if I had a raygun at the time.
5. My natural deoderant. It DOESNT WORK. And it scrapes my armpit bc its too earthy!
1 comment:
i read this at work and it took everything in me not to laugh out loud. a ray gun would make life so much less stressful.
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