Cant you seriously update everyone about that around noontime? Why at night when I am ready to inform the masses about my musings do you have to post something so . . . important and serious?
Who is the jerk in the following situation:
Man 1: My wife just had an operation. We get the results back in 3 hours.
Me, 2 seconds later: Is it just me or do guys wearing popped collars end up having an STD in 2 years?
If you said Man 1, you're a horrible person.
All you other killjoys can suck it though bc I BRING UP A GOOD POINT REGARDLESS.
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