MY HAIKU: the word of the day is PALLOR

gray, luke cold day.

like my grandma.
she's probably gray now.

since she's died she hasn't gotten any sun in 4 months.

WHY IS THIS SO HILARIOUS TO ME?!

@TheWhiskeyWorks

What to Watch

I'm really pumped for Black Swan even though I'm not a huge fan of Natalie Portman (like, I think she peaked in The Professional).

I was checking out the trailer for I'm Still Here ...


I want to watch this too.

Okay. Bye now.

Animal Post.

GRRRR YOU SCARED.

Because there are two of them.

I just want the windows and the dog.

Annnnnnd maybe the rug/couches.

This would not go in my house since I hate birds irl and that would make me be living a lie.

I dont want to live a lie. 

The Not Animal Post for today.

I'm going to really invigorate my blog and, you know, post and stuff.

Here are thoughts from my tumblr.
So these arent new thoughts.  They're old thoughts I've copied and pasted.  We do this all the time in conversation; I'm doing it online.
Also, I highly suggest tumblr.  Its the laziest form of blogging after twitter.

This is water.  Its pretty.  See?

These are cute chocolate candy bars you can use for wedding favors.  I just would hope they use good chocolate on the inside and not shitty chocolate.  What does the outside matter if the inside is cheap?

IKNOWRYTE?

I made up a word from looking at this picture.
GUITARM.
You like?

I dont know if I could sit in the thing on the right.  It looks like it would go all beetlejuice on me and trap me.  

What I’m saying is, I can see some pent up karmic angry energy in that chair from its former animal.  Who wants to sit in a corner for the rest of their life?  I’d rather be 6 feet under or in someone else’s stomach … where a dead thing should be.  Not in some rich asshole or trendy hipster’s house.

The latter in this case.

Dont get in the back of that thing, little girl.
No candy is worth your virtue.

Alternate caption: BEWARE PEDO WAGON
Modern day version: white van, no windows

I need this when I teach yoga.  But I need my right arm to actually say “left arm” because when I lift my right arm, its actually everyone else’s left if I’m facing them.

ZzzzzZZZzzzzzzzz
Thanks for sharing, Niki.

Yes I really did send this to Oprah.com. I dare you to say something.

Dear Oprah, 


We were playing Cranium and I picked Oprah Winfrey. The other team put "Humdinger" as the most points. So I chose to hum over acting or drawing, whatnot and my team had to guess Oprah Winfrey through my humming. I started to hum the old Oprah Winfrey theme show music. And no one knew what I was humming! Basically, do you guys have an mp3 or youtube of the old Oprah Winfrey show theme song? I cant find one anywhere and I'm frankly disappointed in the Internet and its lack of all things pop culture (the Oprah theme song music should be in the Smithsonian for Pete's sake). My friends still dont know what I was humming. But they DID guess Oprah. Someone guessed "Scientology" and I did a *kinda* hand motion. Then someone else said "Tom Cruise!" and I got more animated (bc of the couch jumping thing). And then RIGHT when the buzzer went off, Kynslie said "OPRAH WINFREY!" and we got the points which eventually led us to defeat the other team in Cranium. Anyways, mp3 please! Everyone thinks I'm crazy! (It goes like this: Duh duh DUH duh, duh dum. Duh duh DUH duh, duh dum. Repeat, ad infinitum.)

Sometimes you have to meet the psycho halfway

I got in an argument with a real person but they didnt know I was mad at them; it was all in my head. So its not like I'm talking to myself but, on the other hand, the other person wasnt aware of this situation so maybe I was talking to myself?

Either way, I've declared they have a small penis so I win.