October 19, 2007

random poetry i randomly wrote in an online forum

okay so my myspace fast was a miserable failure.
but from posting in there i was able to write some weird random things!


there once was a beautiful woman and an ugly man.
the man turns to the woman
and says
you are ugly

the woman turns to the man
and says
you are beautiful

and they smile





Im talking to myself
because i make all the greatest
conversations.

yeah.
owow!
yeahhh baby yeah.

uh huh.
what?
yeah baby yeah.

you may think you have power
but just look around and scour
and see that i am a thriller.
im a stone cold killer.




well i wont pretend to like a guy if i really dont
and act like they're great when they make my skin crawl
all i want is a guy i care about
or i want nothing at all.

well i dont want some douche throwing his maschismo around the bar
i dont want machismo in the car
i dont want to make a rich guy beg
what i want is a guy i care about
or i want nothing at all.




i think to myself

everyone
in their hummers
in their suvs
looking at me
thinking to themselves,
she's so cool

dont touch me im dirty.


Hmmm okay now I need to buy fruit and breakfast for the yoga class.
Im in the worst yoga shape right now, its not even funny.
I can hardly hold the poses for one breath, much less five.
And I am sure this has nothing to do with eating out with fast food every day this week.
Yeah, I rock.

:(
Not looking forward to sucking this weekend.
My prana is way off kilter.

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