September 24, 2008

china, please let me have my way with you

After hearing stories about milk killing babies in china, i hereby offer my services as an anal biatch to go to China and turn around their quality control processes.

we will look back and see what went wrong with their process in the past. we will fix or eliminate those issues. if those issues cannot be fixed, then we will not let that company make milk anymore. we will then set up quality control measures and enough sampling and testing to monitor the new and improved process. then, china can sell melamine free milk once again.

(seriously, I would LOVE to get my hands on QC processes on incoming goods from china. would absolutely LOVE IT.)

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