September 13, 2008

who to vote for and other questions i've been asked recently

who are you voting for?

i actually dont know. i might go third party this year. i just want the usa to go back into its litte shell. hide its light for now bc i frankly think the rest of the world is tired of seeing it. what politician can get rid of mtv and allow cookie monster to eat all the cookies he wants? Cookies are a sometimes food? Puh-lease. get out of here with that.

when are you getting married?

i actually dont know. i might go third sex this year. maybe i should marry someone who is neither a man nor a woman. but maybe an alien. or a vampire or zombie. it happens in books. with vampires anyways. (twilight, anyone?) who has married an alien or a zombie? if you end up marrying one, the zombie thing tends to happen post-marriage. the last person to marry an alien i think was dan akroyd? something about this kid's stepmother was an alien? and the alien was darryl hannah? yeah, i will marry darryl hannah.

4 comments:

Heather said...

Ha! You are always so funny. I'm jealous.

And, on topic: You know you want a Zombie. Doesn't everyone?

Brenick said...

ron paul. end of story.

Sharon said...

Uh, yeah, girl you need to get yourself to New Orleans and get yourself a vampire. We gots loads of 'em out here. The streets are teaming with vampires, I'm so serious, dude.

Sharon said...

teeming? gosh.