October 9, 2008

Hollywood might be out of new ideas but its not like the old ones are that bad.

SPOILER ALERT (if you have never seen a chick flick and dont know how they end, ie, if you're slow).

Made of Honor

Yes, the guy has this best friend who he has never looked at in that way.

Yes, the best friend gets engaged to someone else and the guy all of a sudden really really wants her. (Somehow he stops being a man-whore at will).

Yes, the guy plays basketball with his friends. I mean, "shoots some hoops".

Yes, the groom-to-be is way awesome and the guy only has his personality to sexually combat the groom.

Yes, the guy loses his confidence and decides last minute to not show up at the wedding.

Yes, the guy has a change of heart and has to race to the wedding to get there in time.

Yes, the guy crashes the wedding just in time.

Yes, the guy confesses his love in an awkward "all I have to give is myself" speech.

Yes, the girl runs into the guy's arms and kiss.

Yes, the guy gets punched by the groom.



Oh man, just once, I would LOVE for the guy to not get the girl and be depressed and drink beer and have lots of meaningless sex for the rest of his life. Sigh. But Jack Bauer will defeat the terrorist and the citizen helping him will die and all is right in the world.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A movie where the guy that DOESN'T get the girl, drinks a lot of beer and has lots of meaningless sex...

I think those are called "Indie Films".