March 3, 2009

the Universe does not want me to get fat or drink coffee

i have this sneaking suspicion that the Universe is with me on my fight against fat and caffeine. i made a commitment to myself and the powers that be that i would say goodbye to some of my favorite things which were bad for my health. i have watched The Secret and i go to the gym and so i have a lot of positive influences in my life to prevent me from going back to my bad habits.

but, occasionally i fail at life. and in a recent post i talked allllll about my run in with the cement thingie (which happened to be at a mcdonalds ... i'm certain this was the Universe reminding me that i shouldnt have been there in the first place).

i decided to tempt fate again and just drop by for one eensy teensy bite of burger king this morning. i kid you not, if i didnt sit my burger king iced mocha on the edge of my desk and if it didnt topple over and spill all over my floor im not sitting here (umm, i might not be sitting here while you, the reader, are reading this later but youknowwhatimeandontbeanass). i cleaned up my mess [kind of] and then threw away the food.

no wonder i had such a hard time losing weight this past year. apparently i have no willpower and need acts of god to keep me from fast food.

2 comments:

Brenick said...

man! in a way i kind of envy you. i wish god would stop me from eating crap food!

Sharon said...

I kind of had to fall in love with cooking to stop eating junk. Now I prefer cooking to eating in "most" restaurants--even if they're decent. It has evolved into a control issue. Even excellent restaurants use crap ingredients to save a buck.