the bitch was staring at me and she's on my lap so that puts her face like 2 inches away from mine. and I KNOW she wants to rub her nose against my chin and proceed to rub the rest of her face against my face. and i'm already breaking out from that mcdonalds two days ago. and its like her nose is wet and gets my face wet and then she rubs her furry face where her wet nose just was and now I have cat snot and shedding fur around places on my face that i typically prefer to breath out of.
and so this feline looked at me and i had to cough and i didnt turn away and i ended up coughing in her face.
dont feel bad for her. she would have done the saaaammmme exact thing to me. i cant even count on all my digits (toes included) how many times my face has been the receptacle of dog/cat sneeze.
and so this feline looked at me and i had to cough and i didnt turn away and i ended up coughing in her face.
dont feel bad for her. she would have done the saaaammmme exact thing to me. i cant even count on all my digits (toes included) how many times my face has been the receptacle of dog/cat sneeze.
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