so, my parents are up for a new phone. new every 2 thing that verizon has or something like that. but they are old and i set up an account online. so i just see it faster. so i ordered their new phone for free and i basically signed them up for a new 2 year contract. and i get the new phone.
which im getting the chocolate. i have heard crap reviews but it probably looks a lot cuter than my current flip top. and plus, its BLUE ICE! it will be like im talking into a diamond! arent diamonds basically blue-ish ice?? i felt the black cherry would bring out the ruddiness (ie, zits) on my complexion too much. and black is borrrinnnnnnngsnoooreezzzzz oh wait, was i talking about the color black?
anyways, be jealous that your parents arent computer illiterate and have accounts with verizon like mine are/do.
PS. Okay seriously, i told my parents that they got a new phone and that i was taking it and they just laughed about it and went along because they know im a selfish ass sometimes i mean all the time.
PPS. mom was talking to a coworker and he said something about how she didnt look like she was going to be 62 (bc mom went on and on about the phone thing and about how i probably wouldnt give her a present for her birthday next week or so and how she's going to turn 62). then mom talks about how she looks better with makeup and her "partials" (ie, teeth) although she has lost 8 lbs maybe thats it. and i told my mom that it was all i could do to contain myself from making out with her at that very second. and she laughed at my incest joke. score one for mom.
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