At work, I felt the need to do a handstand in the bathroom.
And I DID a handstand in the bathroom.
Handstands are mood lifters.
And my mood has been lifted.
I've been answering these PHONES all day today and that is not my JOB! And no one is picking up their calls so I have to be like "Can I transfer you to their voicemail?" and they are like "Well, maybe you can help me" and I want to be like UMMM NO I CANT HELP YOU BELIEVE ME I CANT WHY DONT YOU LET ME TRANSFER YOU TO THEIR VOICEMAIL AND THEN YOU CAN GO SHOOT YOURSELF? Have a Nice Day.
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At work, I felt the need to do a handstand in the bathroom.
Well, yeah of course, I mean what place on Earth has such awesome ambiance for a handstand OTHER than a bathroom...
(okay, MAYBE a frathouse, but it's not like we all walk around with a frathouse stuffed down our pants now do we? ;) :) )
Oh, and a perpetually rining Telephone that you can never quite get to just might be my idea of eternal torment... lol
Later! :)
I don't know, doing handstands in the bathroom just seems so trendy to me all of a sudden. Like, everybody's doing it.
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