July 21, 2008

Dear Weight Loss

Im sorry but I cheated on you this weekend.

But I have a few questions for you, Mr. Weight Loss.
How do you say no to Cheese-Ums?
How do you say no to Churros from Costco?
How do you not say no to these things after you go swimming and want salty or sweet food?
How?

All I did was invite Breaking of Diet around for the weekend. But Breaking the Diet always wants to bring his friend Weight Gain, too. And Weight Gain always hangs around far after Breaking of Diet has left. What? Does he pay rent? NOOOOOOOO. Then he needs to get on outta here, y'knowwhatimsayin'?

Thank you for that 5 pounds I lost. I hope we will have many more pounds to lose in the future. Weight Loss, I hope to see you this weekend. If not, I will eat fruit and veggies until you show up.

Your Friend that secretly hates you when you're around,
Niki

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