that bug was on the ______ of my window.

i was at a red light and this black gnat looking thing was right outside my window bumping back and forth against the glass.
so i naturally poked at it to see if it was really on the inside of my window.
and nothing happened.
so i poked at it again just to make sure.
and i found out that, indeed, the bug was on the inside of my window.
and now about 15% of it was on my finger.

my windows are used to it. the back windows have dog slobber on the inside.
and the passenger window has banana on the inside (i tried to toss a banana peel out the window but my window was up and the banana peel wasnt strong enough to break the glass and land biodegradeably on the side of the road).

thats my lame story of the day.
thanks.