You can be a winner at the game of Life.

OMG This guy visiting our company came into my office and told me about what he does at his job. Its like WAY cooler than what I do. But I dont think he gets to get on facebook like me. But he can afford a spa/sauna thing. So I think HE WINS.

Oh. And I love this picture for people's birthdays.
It is just not getting unfunny.